So apparently the newest meme on the interwebs in hipster ariel. As a former 7 year old (current maturity age 12 thank you), I feel like I have considerable expertise on the subject. First, why Ariel is not the hipster princess. She wishes for legs to look like everyone else.
Breaks hipster law: Never conform, if you are going to conform do so irronically. Next, Ariel is like 16 years old. You can't be the ultimate hipster and be 16, and live with your dad. Hipster fact Ariel does have: she is awkward around Erik's family (butler?) and seems very uncordinated (on land).
So who is the hipster princess? Easy. Belle. Let's us review the facts. First, everyone is always talking about Belle, who is totally to cool to notice.
Second, Belle is a total nerd and talks to animals (face it probably vegan). Also the ultimate bro is all over her and she doesn't give a damn. Girl is ice cold.
Third, she dates a dude with massive facial hair, who hangs out with gay dudes, and collects tons of old shit. Beast is the alpha hipster male. He also cleans up for her, which really even for hipsters is kinda a big deal.
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